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Red Sox Face Life After Manny
Boston fans came to the games before the Manny Ramirez trade begging the team
and the player to kiss and make up again, but that never happened. Instead
Ramirez left for the West Coast and the Boston
Red Sox got Jason Bay out of the Pirates in a three team deal. This is news
that will have a resounding effect for seasons, not just the second half of a
pennant race.
Bay was stuck in Pittsburgh as a player destined to be the best on the worst
team. The trade saved his career from becoming forgotten because he played for
an AAA ball club masquerading as a major league team despite some very good
seasons. The trade gives the Red Sox a player entering the prime of his career,
when his physical abilities and mental judgments are at their peak.
Giving away Ramirez saved the team money and spared the locker room controversy.
Terry Francona said he would take angry talent over a joyous utility player, but
Bay is not a utility player. Bay can play the field much better than Ramirez and
can hit as well. He may not get 40 home runs a year, but fans with Fenway
Park tickets will see numbers in the 30s and high 20s (which are basically
the same as the 40s and 50s during the last few steroid years).
Fans will not bemoan the trade as Boston’s self-mutilation of contention in
the big three sports. The Red Sox have plenty of talent with Kevin Youkilis,
Jacoby Ellsbury, and a host of pitchers ready to take over after Bartolo Colon,
Curt Schilling, and Tim Wakefield leave vacancies in the roster. The Boston
Celtics seats will stay in demand as long as Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and
Ray Allen can co-exist. New
England Patriots tickets will continue to guarantee an AFC East division
title as long as Bill Belichick remains coach and Tom Brady remains the starting
quarterback.
The Red Sox only gave up a headache with the trade. The team will be able to
think clearer for seasons to come as an emerging pitching staff and a
well-rounded offense that combines hitting, power, and speed promises to keep
the team in contention in the American League East.
So when historians look back on the trade in the middle of the 2008 MLB season,
they will not see a frustrated team force to deal away their future, but a wise
move that guaranteed years of World
Series games on the schedule.
It's like catching your mom making out with Rick Burleson.
But online.
