Josh Beckett Will Now Resume Ass-Kicking and Other Duties As Assigned
Weep, Cleveland! Get down on your pointed knees and weep for the hurting this man called Beckett shall levy upon you. Because your tears are …
Weep, Cleveland! Get down on your pointed knees and weep for the hurting this man called Beckett shall levy upon you. Because your tears are …
Ever get the feeling that things are going too good for us? That the AL East race is ending before the All Star ballots have …
Trot’s back in town tonight, so we serve up some of the many reasons we loved the guy (as originally appeared in previous posts and …
It wouldn’t be a Julian Tavarez start without a Julian Tavarez moment. And during yesterday’s win against Texas, closing out a three-game sweep and sending …
Remember the feeling when Pedro Martinez was pitching? Man, that was like a goddam holiday in my house. I’d organize all the drinks, the meats, …
These days are good, they are. We get to watch the Yanks fold up like a paper tiger while the Red Sox continue to decimate …
Battling something of a headcold this morning — the Danes call it a hangover — so I’ll be quick and to the point: I’m totally …
So who the hell wants to win every game, anyway? The important things are we didn’t get swept, Manny continued to hit the ball well, …
A couple of thoughts on last night’s victory over the Yanks. — I believe in the Curse of Moose, which dictates that the Yankees doomed …
Bitches, listen. Did you really think it was over? Were you so foolhardy that you stocked up on Cristal and typed up invites to your …
This clip has been all around one end of the Net and back up the other. But the first time I saw it, I determined …
Yeah, sure, the Sox dove headlong into the crap parade that is interleague play this weekend, taking two of three from the Braves while simultaneously …
First of all, can I just say that the dude in the commercial pictured above — which is in heavy rotation during Sox games on …
Hey mom. Did you happen to see last night’s game? What about Tuesday night’s game? Guess who hit a three run homer? I’ll give you …
See, this is what you have to do to your opponents when they’re on the ropes. Crush. Maim. Taunt. Slap them around like raw steaks …
A wise man once said, “I have a feeling that Daisuke Matsuzaka and the Red Sox are gonna stomp all over the Toronto Blue Jays.” …
It’s no secret that Geddy Lee of Rush is a huge baseball fan; you can often see the dude sitting his rock star ass in …
You see a lot of strange things when the TV cameras point into the dugout. Pedro with a Yoda mask. Curt scribbling in his notebook. …
The night Roger Clemens struck out 20 Mariners, I sat in my bedroom, scratching away at my homework, listening to the game on the radio. …
Roger Clemens going back to the Yankees? Aw, hell I never really wanted that bloated bastard back here anyway. Honest. I’ll have more later. I …
Now that was a weird-ass game. Before I’d even had a chance to kill my first Pabst, the Sox were down by five and Matsuzaka …
Dude. Seriously. Cut the hair. Don’t listen to Stephen Malkmus when he says “darling don’t you go and cut that hair” because, honestly, you need …
Trust him. He’s been with Leeann Tweeden.
I know, I know. I’m spoiled. But as I see it, if Paps is gonna blow a game, it’s gotta be all hellfire and raining …
Tonight, we have Curt on the hill. But no Drew (sick) or Cora (giving “swingy boy” Pedroia a chance to play). Okay, guys. Let’s win …
Looking back on the first month of the 2007 season, there has probably been no greater surprise — beside the fact that Mike Timlin hasn’t …
Further proof that the world makes no sense: Derek Jeter and Harvey Keitel (playing a sort of hybrid of his Mr. White and Winston Wolfe …
I’ve attended more Yankees elimination parties than I care to remember, but the AL East standings always seem to shake out the same way — …
Pettitte can’t get out of the fifth! Mariano can’t get out of the ninth (and was lifted for — oh, the humanity — Mike Myers)! …
The 2007 Yankees, currently languishing in the sub-basement of the AL East, have become everyone’s favorite punching bag, most recently knocked around by the Toronto …
With yesterday’s SockGate, I wanted to re-post the original post I posted back then, when the event in question actually happened. So here it is, …
Okay, that might be overstating things. But have you noticed how whenever there’s a late-game comeback or dramatic twist or, as was the case last …
A good game last night, featuring the Return of the Product, as David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez reminded us all that whan they’re both on, …
Wow. That Wily Mo. Not a strong outfielder. I know Manny’s not a strong outfielder, either — that “throw” he made after retrieving Lyle Overbay’s …