Josh Beckett is Primed for Ass-Kickery, and Everything Else You Need to Know
During my sad excuse for a lunch break, I was able to watch the Sox’ put the boots to the most aptly named John Lackey …
During my sad excuse for a lunch break, I was able to watch the Sox’ put the boots to the most aptly named John Lackey …
Today, the Red Sox play two against the Anaheim Angels in a series that will feature not only Gary Matthews’ first visit to Boston since …
On paper, are you freakin’ kidding me? Daisuke Matsuzaka, our $100 million Monster Island import versus something called “Andy Sonnanstine” with a 1-8 record, 6.35 …
It’s been far, far too long since we’ve had a dramatic, drop-yer-beers-and-grab-yer-balls finish like that. So long, in fact, I’d practically forgotten what it felt …
Timmy Wakefield’s like that crazy girl you dated in college. One night, she’s all over your best friend, dirty dancing with your uncle Pete and …
Especially you, Eric Gagne. Especially you. We got one jewel — Saturday’s Beckett performance — wrapped around two absolutely wretched games, and saw our AL …
Myself and a few characters of ill-repute will be shufflin’ off to Baltimore to watch the Sox take on the Kevin Millar Jug Band at …
First things first: I must confess that I didn’t watch last night’s game, haven’t checked the box scores or newspaper sites or the comments section …
So wearing a garter belt and stockings was, for you anyway, a liberating experience? I guess. That is, if you could call waking up in …
The question is, “What is Curt Schilling in the business of doing?” And tonight, for his big return, I’ve got a feeling that business will …
This is just your basic, everyday clip of Manny acting like a bull and charging a towel held by Wily Mo, followed by Coco getting …
Watching Beckett get his 14th win — a tidy affair featuring nine strikeouts and one measly run over 6 and 2/3 innings — got me …
The whole situation with JD Drew’s son is something that I can honestly say I totally understand and sympathize with. ‘Cause I’ve been there. A …
…because all this news coming out of the Bronx after each Clemens meltdown is simply too priceless. Like this awesome bit from Yahoo! Sports that …
When you’re barely hitting .200 on a first-place team, you’d best be stocking the clubhouse fridge with beer, picking up the tab at Arbys, and, …
Other things we’ll drink to: — Dustin going 3-for-4— Seeing El Bencho back in town— Sunshine— Oxygen— Our country’s space program— Tina Cervasio— That standing …
It’s a done deal. He’s no Leeann Tweeden. But still. And on top of that, we get Beckett on the hill tonight against the Os. …
Over the next couple hours, as the trade deadline approaches, we’ll get more rumors and lies and stunted fantasies than the local high school dance. …
You want a great moment in Red Sox trade deadline history? Here it is: An astute reader e-mailed us to point out that today marks …
In tribute to former Tomorrow Show and CBS Late Late Show host Tom Snyder, who died yesterday, I present this bit of TV gold: Snyder’s …
I brought this up last week on FanHouse, but on this slow off-day before the trade deadline, I would like to once again call attention …
These last few days, as I read about his name popping up in trade talks, I found myself getting a bit nostalgic for old El …
Also, it’s official: I get sad when I see Doug Mirabelli holding a bat. Anyway, Nick Carfado mentioned in today’s Globe that to land Jermain …
Fun Devil Rays Fact #3774-D: Rays reliever Juan Salas is the only major league baseball player (so far this year) to test positive for performance …
He was swinging the bat and… connecting. For four hits, one of them a home run. He was amazing, this strange, handsome man. And I …
Approximately how many D batteries did this Jim Rice outfit require? If you answered “six” — you’re right! Now, it’s time for Kason Gabbard to …
Okay, even in my ribs-and-Coors fueled stupor, I can appreciate the fact that we were shut down, slapped up and utterly silenced by the exquisitely …
…because I have nothing but utter confidence in Commander Kick Ass of the F#ck Yeah Brigade.
Okay, so a couple weeks back, we reported on how some Orioles fans decided they’d had enough of us Sox fans descending upon their beloved …
Because Daisuke Matsuzaka’s squaring off against CC Sabathia tonight. And if our bats can stay hot, well… who knows what can happen. Just kidding. He’s …
Kinda like how nobody wants to be the fielder who ruined a no-hitter, there probably wasn’t a single batter in the Sox line-up who wanted …
Well, there’s one thing you can’t lose, it’s that feelYour pants, your shirt, your shoes, but not that feelYou can throw it out in the …
With 2004 cult hero Mark Bellhorn back in town yesterday, taking on the PawSox with the Louisville Bats, I was reminded of his key role …
Holy f-cking shit! Just when I thought today couldn’t get any more awesome: Jon Lester to start Monday night in Drew Carey Town! Red Sox …
When the umps missed that call on the J.D. Drew homer in the first inning, I had a picture in my mind of how this …