Have You Seen This Puppet?
With my newfound hobbies–petty larceny, vintage soda bottle collecting, clockin’ the hos–I’ll admit I may not be giving the Sox the undivided attention that they …
With my newfound hobbies–petty larceny, vintage soda bottle collecting, clockin’ the hos–I’ll admit I may not be giving the Sox the undivided attention that they …
Okay, not “terror” as in people rushing madly into the streets, arms flailing, eyes spun wide with fear and madness as if they’ve just been …
Driving home from New Hampshire last night, after watching the Sox drop another to Chicago, I pulled off the highway for a lemonade Coolatta (which, …
Despite all the shits and giggles we like to dispense with, Denton and I are, at least part of the time, upstanding citizens within our …
::on phone:: Yeah, so I’m feeling pretty good, Terry, and I figure I’ll be back any day now to– ::knock at door:: Hold on a …
The good folks at Bigelow Tea sent us a link to this video, which shows Wally the Green Monster getting his bag on. Noteworthy for …
Look, if you’re gonna get swept by the Angels then you damn well better be applying foot to ass every time you face teams like …
One of the most bizarre, lasting images from the 2004 ALCS–besides that look of faux shock on A-Rod’s face when he realized his “ball slap” …
Like Allan at Joy of Sox, I, too, was taken aback by the WEEI-issued “Manny Who?” signs being waved by some folks at Fenway during …
Heidi Watney: Yet Another Perk of Playing in Boston So Jason Bay shows up, explains during his Fenway presser that he grew up with Rice …
I remember the night we signed him. I flipped on boston.com and the headline read, “Sox Sign Ramirez.” And I did what I typically did …
Today is the trade deadline. A day of magic and mirth. A day of action and suspense. A day which typically ends rather anti-climactically–much like …
Ladies, since the All-Star break, you have played twelve games. And of those twelve games, you have won approximately four. Four measly f@#king games. So …
Go ahead and call Manny a troublemaker. A burden. A lousy teammate. A loose cannon. A guy who likely voted Republican and loiters far too …
You know, in many ways, I wanted to see John Lackey no-hit our boys tonight. Because being shut down by a guy with a 7.61 …
When the Sox dropped the World Series in 1986, while I tried to wash away the pain with Spiderman comics and soda (hey, I was …
Honestly, I thought we’d mop up the place with Jered Weaver. Thought we’d send him reeling back to his surfboards and Evanescence CDs (’cause you …
Thanks to NESN for their mighty “Fenway Forecast” feature, which tells me the weather should be quite accommodating as the Sox attempt to show the …
To us, Manny is many things. Lovable. Forgetful. Laughable at times, and I mean that in the nicest sense of the word. He is also …
What kind of a world do we live in where Julio Lugo serves as the voice of reason. Yet here it is, from the Extra …
I suppose if we have to drop a game to the Most Expensive Team That Hasn’t Won a World Series This Century, it’s better to …
Funny what an All-Star Game can do. Coupla weeks back, the Yanks were literally the furthest thing from my mind, tucked somewhere between the films …
The baseball foodchain dictates that you gotta feast on the lesser teams, and the Sox did just that in Seattle, sweeping away the Mariners and …
Attention, boss: You know I love you dearly. But my dream job–the job I was clearly destined to hold since day one–has finally become available. …
The more I look at that strikeout by Sean Casey in the top of the ninth last night, the more I’m convinced that his mind …
New promo spots for Sox Appeal are up at NESN.com. I’ve only seen the one with Wally on TV, but of all three, I must …
The boys get a mulligan for last night’s fisting in Anaheim. Mostly because I passed out halfway through, and if I can’t get it up …
Jeebus, see what happens when there’s no baseball to be played? People start getting ornery with each other. Like Manny and John Henry: “I want …
Savvy readers of this blog know two things: First, I’m not quite right in the head. Second, besides the Sox and imitating a woodpecker at …
The headline above is all I kept thinking when A-Rod and W-Boggs activated Wonder Twin Powers during yesterday’s pre-game festivities at the Toilet. Also, why …
You knew it was gonna happen. Hell, your dog and your senile grandmother and your old Atari 2600 console knew it was gonna happen. But …
I swear, the guy opens his mouth, and out pops magic. “If I was managing the team, I would close,” Papelbon said. “I’m not managing …
Screw the Summer of George. 1999 was the Summer of Pedro. Watching him tie up batters in fits and play Superman to Clemens’ Lex Luthor …
Time for a quick game of GTA? Dude. I’m packing for the All-Star Game. Please respect the sanctity and emotion that surrounds this task. ::looks …
Our pal Derjue covered the Beckett Bowl for Boston Magazine’s blog, reminding us that Josh’s sheer awesomeness is so outrageous, even his belt could probably …