So apparently CC Sabathia wasn’t pleased to see Eduardo Nunez test his surgically-repaired knee last night by pushing down a bunt single. So in addition to owning us the rest of the game, CC also decided to drop some science on the Sox, calling their game “weak” and maintaining that they’re afraid of him.

The entire affair escalated quickly after the game, with Nunez threatening to bunt again and Jim Rice literally losing his shit on the NESN post-game:

In the spirit of airing all grievances, we thought we’d share the complete list of everything pissing off YesYes so that the Sox can avoid further conflict:

The situation in North Korea

“Bring It On 2” no longer on Netflix

Taylor Swift’s new single

All those fucking Windows passwords

McDonald’s will sell you an Egg McMuffin at 8pm but not a Big Mac at 8am

Not enough of the classic cast on the new “Twin Peaks”

kids and their goddam loud music

Uncle Keith, that asshole

why can’t I walk barefoot in the living room, I paid for this fucking house

clubhouse processed meats ban

Wait, “Bring it On 2” is still here. It’s the third one they took away.

People who misuse there, their and they’re

clubhouse seamstress apparently unable to sew “eclair holster” onto my uniform pants

got mistaken for CeeLo Green at Burning Man

why couldn’t the gang of teen sleuths in “Scooby Doo” be more racially diverse?

local Kohls refuses to stock “husky cut” Dockers

no one saw me kick Judge’s ass at Mario Kart and the bastard just lies about it

I don’t understand “bojack horseman”

swamp ass