I’m here with Clay Buchholz, tonight’s starting pitcher. How does it feel to get back in the rotation, Clay?
Well, Puppet Denton, I think I’ve had good stuff all season…
Yeah, yeah, tell it to Farrell. There was a story a few years ago about you playing guitar?
Yeah! I remember getting my first six-string at a five-and-dime. I played that thing ’til my fingers bled.
Wait. Are you just spewing the lyrics to “Summer of ’69”?
Forget that. Are you going to suck tonight and get your skinny ass kicked back to the pen?
Do you like my new hat?
I’ll take that as a yes.