So, our ninety-five million dollar infielder is on the DL with a “shoulder strain.” Since he’s been riding the pine for most of the early season (7 plate appearances), just how did his shoulder get strained? I’ve got a few theories…
- Reaching up to the top shelf in the grocery store to snag the last box of HoHos.
- High-Fiving the pizza delivery guy when he realized it was “buy three get one free night.”
- Trying to squeeze into his 4XL panda pajamas.
- Over-enthusiastically clapping during his favorite show on The Food Network.
We know one thing, he didn’t hurt it swinging the bat or making a throw to first.