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Now THIS is why our forefathers fought for our freedom. So that David Ortiz and Hanley Ramirez could go back-to-back, launching certified US-grade missles into Canadian air space…

And Mookie Betts could make stellar what-the-fuck catches…

And our line-up could level a 19-hit hurtin’ on the jays, with 8 runs scored in the first inning and 11 hits from the law firm of Betts, Holt and Bogaerts…

And Alejandro De Aza could continue to build his reputation as the best thing to fall from the sky since Superman…

And we could take the series with a 12-6 win while our enemies remained powerless to do anything but sit and watch.

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Only six games out now, Red Sox Nation. Xander is on fire, Holt won’t stop hittin’, Mookie is just bein’ Mookie and De Aza is fully entrenched as De Azzkicka. ARE YOU FEELING IT???*

*If not, please consider feeling it.