Alright so maybe 5 foot 2 is selling him a bit short (although having walked past the man once, I take issue with his “official” listed height of 5’9″). But Dustin Pedroia AKA Pedey AKA The Elf AKA Robert O’ Sullivan of Danvers is unquestionably better than all of us. Especially when he has to grab some air, as he did last night in Seattle:
Hey, isn’t Marvel still looking to cast Spider-Man? Get this shit in front of them, stat.