I cannot believe the shit I’m hearing. Jon Lester for Matt Kemp? First of all, if Lester gets traded at all, Cherington or Larry or both should get fired and the team should be sold to a group of Gypsies. The guy has done everything right, pitches his ass off 32 times a year, beat f**king cancer, and has a negative ERA in the World Series. Look it up.

If they trade him for Matt Kemp’s sorry ass, I cannot be held accountable for what happens.