As the Red Sox continued their descent into oblivion, I, like many other members of Red Sox Nation, took to Twitter to vent and, of course, seek new porn. As you can see, there wasn’t a lot of happy.
#currentmood #redsox pic.twitter.com/hPrTFmtIWA
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 28, 2014
A.J. Pierzynski's 2014 highlight reel will be a video of a horse going to the bathroom.
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 28, 2014
I love me some #redsox but this team will not see .500 again this season.
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 28, 2014
[Note: under the clarity of morning, I believe I’m wrong on this. Maybe .500 by end of July.]
"MARTY LET'S TAKE THE DELOREAN TO OPENING DAY 2015." #redsox pic.twitter.com/ZwTn8bQa8R
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 28, 2014
Can @NESN just replace the rest of this season's #redsox schedule with re-runs of 2013 games? #soxfinal #IBelieveInYesterday
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 28, 2014
The fact that if the Gods of Baseball offered to trade me a 2013 World Series for a shitty 2014 I would have taken it keeps me sane. #redsox
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 28, 2014
