If you take nothing else from today’s Red Sox/Orioles game (which is still in progress), know that this was the day that John Lackey massaged Mike Napoli’s head in a manner so odd that even had Jerry Remy was pushed to suggest, “That’s almost too much for TV.”

It’s actually not all that bad. But it does recall a similarly baffling scene a few years back when Julian Tavarez and Manny Ramirez were caught enjoying a man massage in the dugout.

Carry on.