Not to be outdone by David Ortiz hitting the Letterman and Regis shows (is it even called Regis anymore? I have no idea), Jonny Gomes and Shane Victorino were on Conan tonight on TBS. Topics included the rolling rally, Peavy’s duck boat purchase and visiting the Marathon finish line. In case you missed it, here are some highlights:

Oh, and then Artie Lange showed up. And topics turned to A-Rod and the horrors of dating women who look like David Ortiz.