This morning, we received an email from a charming bloke at MLB, telling us that we’d probably be “interested” in this “video” of David Ortiz commemorating the All Star Game by “prancercising.”

Well, truer words have never been typed. Because this video is proof that you don’t need hallucinogenic drugs to have a mind-altering experience. And I’m always interested in stuff like that.

Anyway, here it is. Just no driving or operating heavy machinery after watching it.