David Ortiz Will Never Stop Being Awesome

Also worth laughing at: the Chicago Blackhawks.

Eat it, Angels.

That's not LOL defense!, that's ROFL defense!

Fox needs to stop ripping off the CBC and go back to the 4PM Eastern timeslot where they belong.

Oh, fuckballs.

Vengeance!

Counting Crows qualifies as a "legendary" band?

Somewhere, Mike Nelson must be weeping.

That ball got caught in the LOL Defense! Triangle.

Microsoft must be paying Fox millions to prove that there truly is a worse name than the Xbox One. 

Fuck you, Fox, you can't have our NESN silliness.

This game is much more fun than the first one.

What teases.

bah

Loving the rally!

At least this wasn't the game aired on Fox.

Doubront needs to go on the DL for increasing sucktitude.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

LOL defense!

Orsillo's cookbook: "To Serve Mustard"

IT'S A CARP!

Tweeting with your middle finger. Classy.

Have I mentioned today how much I love being able to avoid the Las Vegas 6-team blackout and watch the NESN feed on MLB.tv?

I, for one, love the counting crows.

@GarrettCRW I think it was Morales that sucked the most.

@GarrettCRW It's not often you see a Carp fly out to a Trout.

@Jennie @GarrettCRW Point taken.