As if his crappy pitching, bulging wallet, goofy voice and poor attitude aren’t enough reason to hate John Lackey, here’s another. Lackey’s 9,000+ square foot home in Newport Beach is up for sale. The price tag? Just under ten million, a cool one-and-a-half million more than he paid for it.

It sickens me to think he’ll be taking the mound for the Sox every five days come April. Is an alien abduction too much to hope for?