Our Covert Dismantling of the 2012 Texas Rangers Continues

by Red on December 19, 2012

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Red Sox management took another bold step in its strategy of covertly siphoning away key parts of the 2012 Wild Card-finalist Texas Rangers by acquiring reliever Koji Uehara. Uehara joins fellow former Texas teammates Ryan Dempster and, allegedly, Mike Napoli.

At $4.25m for a year, Uehara’s a good deal. He is 37, but posted a 1.75 ERA and a 0.64 WHIP last season. Also, his last name sounds a bit like Uhuru from Star Trek, and that’s good enough for us.

Let the games begin.

1 comments
banthonisen
banthonisen

So, they're signing all these other guys from the Ranges instead of Josh Hamilton?

That's like managing a band and replacing all of the musicians with everyone from E.L.O. EXCEPT Jeff Lynne.

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