Maybe the Mayans were Right…

by Denton on December 7, 2012

Is there any other explanation to what’s going on in the baseball world than the impending end of the world? Mike Napoli: three years, thirteen million. Shane Victorino: three years, thirteen million. Dale Sveum shot by Robin Yount. Kevin Youkilis a Yankee. And did the Jonny Gomes signing really happen? A guy that hits .232 against righties? If the Sox sign Josh Hamilton, I might have to become a tennis fan.

As it stands now, we are heading into 2013 with John Effing Lackey as our third starter. That’s reason enough to root for the Mayan calendar to be right. I honestly have no idea what Cherington and company are trying to do. Is 2013 a “bridge year” or are they trying to compete? Is Ellsbury going to get traded? Will Jim Ed Rice be batting clean-up? Nothing would surprise me.

I keep thinking there is going to be this one brilliant move that makes all the pieces fall into place. Then I wake up surrounded by empty Strohs bottles and realize we might be headed for another sub-500 season.

 

5 comments
Sharpie
Sharpie

Step back from the edge of the pyramid, Denton.

Flatsixes
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I'm thinking that it's the Stroh's, Denton. Things look a lot better when you're drinking straight vodka from a Flintstones jelly glass. At least until it goes black.

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

@Flatsixes  I was thinking the same thing: Denton's issue is Stroh's. He needs to go on a strict PBR and morphine diet if he's going to blog about the Sox winter moves.Me? I'm still ok with the moves and Lackluster will prove to be good this season. And screw the Mayans. They were doing Agave root when they predicted the end of the world. They were partying with Dennis Rodman and Madonna and got it wrong.

Jennie
Jennie

Meanwhile, the giants have scutaro, the lovable romo and the second hottest center fielder in MLB (pagan). Is it too late to pledge allegiance elsewhere?

Jennie
Jennie

And buster! Did I forget to mention buster???

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