Cody Ross, We Hardly Knew Ya

by Red on December 22, 2012

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News is that Cody Ross, one of the few bright spots on the single worst Red Sox season of my lifetime, has signed with the Arizona Diamondbacks. The deal is reportedly for three years.

Of course, with Ross gone, we’re now without an imposing bald guy in the line-up, something that I feel every team needs for an edge. Youk used to be our go-to guy for that shit, but Ross filled the role nicely last summer. Is Gomes bald? Or does he at least shave his dome? I think Victorino does. He may have to do.

As for Ross, only time will tell if, in the grand ranking of Red Sox short-timers, he goes on to become another Adrian Beltre… or another Jason Bay.

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VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

Honestly Red, if the team is .500 or slightly better they will be competitive 1 April through 1 October. And that beats sucking in August. 

Mersh_Danger
Mersh_Danger

The only reason the Victorino signing made sense to me was if they were going to trade Ellsbury. Now it looks like they won't, so we basically just gave up Ross for Victorino straight up. Victorino's an aging speed guy. Ross looked great when healthy...it makes no sense to me.

Chris in LA
Chris in LA

The 2013 Red Sox haven't officially shat the bed yet, but they've definitely dropped trou and are squatting.

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