All I Want For Christmas…

by Denton on December 24, 2012

hanrahan

I think I’ve made my position on the Red Sox off-season moves pretty clear. They could salvage some Hot Stove street cred by making the trade for Joel Hanrahan. Let’s face it, the Sox need a legitimate closer. Aceves was clearly not the answer – he blew eight saves and had an ERA over five. Melancon? Bard? Bailey? I don’t think so. The Red Sox sorely miss the presence of a badass coming in to lock it down in the ninth. Hanrahan would be that guy.

Just look at the picture: the mulletesque ‘do, the crazy chin hair, the dark glasses. Intimidating, right? Throw in the nickname “Hammer” and you’ve got an almost “Wild Thing” kind of craze.

Hanrahan, originally a member of the Nationals, came in to his own after making the move to Pittsburgh. During his tenure with the Nats, his best season was a 3.95 ERA. Since becoming a closer for the Pirates, he’s posted a 40-save season with a 1.83 ERA in 2011 and a 36-save season in 2012 with a 2.72 ERA. They must have excellent coaching or better protein shakes in Pittsburgh. Or something.

Is there any reason for the Sox not to make this deal happen?

6 comments
banthonisen
banthonisen

His wife IS a dyke.  Oh, but she's a fantastic gal...fanTAStic.

GaryGeiger
GaryGeiger

First a happy, healthy & safe Christmas to Denton, Red and all SGers.

Second, get Hanrahan, if only for the infinite number of 'Slapshot" references.

Flatsixes
Flatsixes

Uh... he was with that Nats when they sucked. Then he went to the Pirates, and they sucked.

Nope, can't think of a single reason why he shouldn't be part of the 2013 Red Sox team.

Merry Christmas, friends.

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