I’ve seen the Yankees and Red Sox hacking away at each other long enough to say that while I don’t care for the Bronx Bombers, I truly felt bad for Jeter as he left the field last night after fracturing his ankle. I’ll save the gratuitous ballwashing for McCarver and his ilk; from my perspective, he’s one of the better ambassadors of the game and you’ve got to respect the premium tail he’s pulled down the through the years. The guy’s had his mitts on Jessica Biel’s naked ass; who the hell am I to kick him when he’s down?

If I’m a Yanks fan this morning, the two questions I’m asking are: “How much farther does the team go without Jeter” and “Do we really have A-Rod signed for another five f$%king years?”

Good luck with both of them, folks.