Bobby Valentine Named Official Scapegoat of the 2012 Disaster, Sent Packing

by Red on October 4, 2012

In a move that should be surprising to no one, the Sox officially sent Bobby V on his way today, severing ties with the manager and ushering in a magical era of “if only we could get our hands on a guy like DeMarlo Hale” talk.

Look, I can’t sit here and defend a guy who led this team to the worst record of any Red Sox team in my lifetime. But the shitrific abomination that was 2012 can’t be hung around one person’s neck. The players who protested his hiring and gave up on him and the coaches who didn’t support him and the owners who knew what they were getting with Bobby yet kept him on a leash not unlike Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes all share part of the blame.

Still, it’s baseball, and we know how it goes. Like Papa Jack said, “somebody got to pay.” If removing Valentine gets all the players back on the bus, then I say let’s roll. That’s why God invented next year.

But no matter who comes in to run this circus, I’d recommend that he sit the team down in Fort Myers to watch the 2004 playoffs DVDs to remind them what it means to wear the uniform and act like a team and re-ignite that urge to prove something to the world.

6 comments
banthonisen
banthonisen

When I heard he wasn't allowed to pick his own coaching staff I wondered just why the hell he would have taken the job...and then I realized that he was still getting paid in US currency and that everything counts in large amounts.  Fortunately they have the funds to overpay their next manager, 'cause NO ONE is going to want to take market rates to work for this team.  Especially if the same riders tacked on to Bobby V's contract apply to the next guy.  Meanwhile, Tito goes to the Injuns.  Which seems like he's still being punished for September of 2011.  Crash Davis was right..."F*** this motherf***ing game."

GaryGeiger
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Congratz to the O's and I hope they sweep the MFYs

Flatsixes
Flatsixes

I'm still available, folks.

No pressure.

Mersh_Danger
Mersh_Danger

I just finished watching game 6 of the 2007 ALCS. Therapy. That shot by Drew remains one of the weirder hero-moments in Sox history. 

SandiJones
SandiJones like.author.displayName 1 Like

I think DeMarlo would be a great choice- if he wants the job.  At his point there are probably a lot of would be managers that will probably avoid us like the plague.   Don't you think the whole coaching staff should get pink slips to and start over with everyone.    I've also heard rumors that Ryne Sandburg may be on our list.  Not a horrid choice porbably but I'm hoping DeMarlo all the way.  Everyone have a great off season- hope we come out of the gates swinging in more ways than one in 2013.

GaryGeiger
GaryGeiger

I was bangin' the drum for DeMarlo last year....I think he'd get the team's attention whenever he wanted it.  The Sox missed out on Bo Porter...poor bastard took the Houston job so maybe he's not all that saavy.

Thanks for your efforts this year, Red.  

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