The Last Worthless Evening

by Red on September 27, 2012

As I cracked open my last cheap beer last night, with the Sox down by two in the bottom of the ninth, I thought, “Man, wouldn’t a come-from-behind victory against the hated Rays be an awesome way to close up Fenway for the season and put something of a shine on an otherwise abominable season.”

But I forgot this was the 2012 Red Sox I was talking about. Predictably, we went quietly in the ninth. And then we shut off the lights.

The good news is, Bobby V has apparently not stopped taking hallucinogens. Hence, this post-game comment:

“When you don’t accomplish what you set out to do, you don’t feel like you’ve done a good job. Simple. When I come back next year, I’ll think I’m prepared to handle it. Hopefully, we’ll have better results.”

Hey, man. You’re the manager of the team I love. I wish you nothing but the best and great success. But I can’t imagine that next year , you’re even going to be allowed to drive across the Massachusetts state line, let alone manage the Red Sox.

Final Fenway tally for 2012: 34 wins, 47 losses, tied for worst home record since 1965. Jaeger shots, anyone?

8 comments
Richinthegarage
Richinthegarage

The looming question is when does he get officially canned. Should we start a pool? 

English Sox Fan
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Only 34 home wins.  Makes me realise how lucky I was to see one of them during my visit.

GaryGeiger
GaryGeiger like.author.displayName 1 Like

1965.  62-100, last Sox team to drop 100.  Rico's rookie season, Tony C's first full one....25 year old Yaz.

Cretin Billy Herman as ahem manager.  Earl Wilson #1 starter had 5 or 6 home runs....and gave up close to 30

A dreadful team. The only consolation as the KC A's were always worse. As an 11 year old I wondered then if they'd ever win.....it took 39 years to get the answer.  

2012 is to me the worst team since those dark times.....thanks for letting this old buzzard ramble

DoctorOctothorp
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I, for one, volunteer to stand guard at the MA border and/or ports of entry to prevent Bobby V from setting foot in our great Commonwealth.

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