The Art of Taking a Dive

by Denton on September 28, 2012

This is it, the chance for the Boston Red Sox to do something positive this season. Over the next six days, the Sox could almost singlehandedly flip the standings in the AL East in favor of the Baltimore Orioles. It’s quite simple, lay down for the next three days, then play like a real team for the three after that against the Yankees.

In the grand scheme of baseball, I feel very little ill will towards the Orioles, despite a few bush league comments after the last game of 2011. The Yankees are the enemy, always have been, always will be. If the Sox can play a part in making their post-season a little more difficult, I’m all for it. It’s not like these three games mean anything to us.

The good news: we are one week away from the end of the Bobby Valentine Era.

12 comments
Jennie
Jennie

I hope letting Bard pitch is part of this strategy.  It seems to be working.

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

There's a difference between taking a dive, and taking it up the ass.

Chris in LA
Chris in LA

Yeah, we got 'em right where we want 'em.

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

Of course Toronto is bending over for the MFY.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Mrs ESF has a soft spot for the O's, having spent a few of her formative years in Baltimore.  So we'd be fine with the Sox not trying too hard for the next three and then turning it on for the rest of the season.

Flatsixes
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Screwing the Yankees saves the season.

Amen.

DoctorOctothorp
DoctorOctothorp

The Yankees must be stopped at all costs.  It's going to come down to Dice-K and his gyroball.  It will be his last game in the Sox uniform and we will all remember him for it.

I'm kidding.  The guy's going to spit the bit and we'll curse him forever.  Maybe he can carry Bobby V.'s luggage when they leave.

VJ in Stuttgart
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Denton, for some reason, hating on the O's would be OK, and we could quite possibly hurt them both. But knocking the MFY's out has a certain cachet' about it.

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