Some Other Suggestions as to What Pedroia and Aceves Were Arguing Over

by Red on September 2, 2012

So during last night’s 45th straight loss (at least it felt like it), NESN’s cameras caught Alfredo Aceves and The Elf engaged in a dugout shouting match after a botched play in the field. Rather than assume this to be another example of infighting on an increasingly unlikable team, I prefer to think that this might just be a case of two passionate dudes standing up for their non-baseball-related beliefs. For example:


Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five!


Kid ‘n’ Play!


Amy Pond!


Rose Tyler!


Highway 61 Revisited!


Infidels!


iPhone!


Android!


Commander Picard!


Captain Kirk!


I’m taking six vicodin and two bottles of gin a day to wash every trace of this season from my mind!


Ha! I’ve already mentally teleported myself to the 2013 season. And all I can say is I hope you like Milwaukee, motherf$%ker!

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halcon
halcon like.author.displayName 1 Like

I have an off topic question; when will you change the website's name to "Surviving Valentine"?

Jennie
Jennie

Well, I finally made it to a game today.  I should be rewarded for my courage and valor.

lb--bb-s brother
lb--bb-s brother

@Jennie You're better than I -- I couldn't face the thought of paying to watch them lose -- then on the other hand, my wife and I watched "Moneyball" last night -- and you have to hand it to Billy Beane -- fucker can field a  winning team on one fourth the payroll of the Red Sox; and vie for the playoffs...

GodzillaJoe
GodzillaJoe like.author.displayName 1 Like

I asked before but where is Jenny Dell?  Vacation?  Or did a fake boob explode?

lb--bb-s brother
lb--bb-s brother

Posednik gets Roystered in the 6th.  I hope Royster is gone this year -- how many fucking times has he sent runners who are out?  Fucking millions it seems like...

Flatsixes
Flatsixes like.author.displayName 1 Like

Once you get past the disappointment, confusion, horror, shame, grief, and soul-sucking regret associated with this campaign, there's only ridicule. Well deserved, I might add. What a goddamned mess. 

lb--bb-s brother
lb--bb-s brother like.author.displayName 1 Like

Well turned off the game when the second batter hit a 2 run HR -- took the dogs for a walk and now in the bottom of the 4th it's  6 - 0 --

 I guess this is how 90% world feels after Chevron, Exxon, Dow Chemical, Anaconda, United Fruit, Romney and Bain Capital, etc. takes the money, rapes the earth and leaves laughing...

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

Nice THEY JUST DIDN'T CARE moment with Buchholz as the pitcher there.

GaryGeiger
GaryGeiger

Pedey to Aceves: "If you ever put that Santeria shit in front of my locker again and I'll feed those chicken bones up your gaping nostrils"

Aceves to Pedey:  "Touch one bone and I'll kill and eat your pets."

Bobby V:  "Sounds like great TV to me"

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

Why is it that Pedie said Captain Kirk? This is genius stuff for the SS Headed for Last Sox..... All aboard.

I sure as hell am not leaving this. But with football close by, there's something to cheer for.

ESF: You need to ensure you hookup with our SG compatriots when you go to Fenway. You will not regret it (unless they try to take you to the Penalty Box).

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