The man we keep counting out keeps making shit happen. David Ortiz — he of the team-leading 86 hits, 21 home runs (15 more than Gonzalez), 53 RBIs and 1.006 OPS — has been named the starting DH of the 2012 American League All-Star team.

As good a day as any for his 400th home run, right?

Congrats, Papi.