Wake me when the trades happen.

The Red Sox won again last night, making it three in a row. Which is awesome. But not so awesome was when Ryan Sweeney got robbed of a hit in the eighth and took his anger out on a door, Julian Tavarez-style (apparently the dugout phone wasn’t good enough).

As a result, The Sweenz may or may not have messed up his hand, and the Sox are down one possible trade chip as the deadline approaches.

Meanwhile, the Yanks lose again, moving us to just 8.5 out of first. Hey, dare to dream, people. One big trade could be just the thing that launches us into the promised land.