This Isn’t the Liquor Talking. Or Is It?

by Red on June 17, 2012

Alright, I have eyes. I can see the Sox still buried in last place and seven and a half games behind the suddenly rejuiced Yankees and coming close to losing a second-straight game to the team with the worst record in baseball.

Tonight, we get Franklin Morales on the hill, filling in for an injured Josh Beckett. And, God help us, there’s a good chance we could lose a series to the 22-43 Cubbies.

But there’s some weird part of me that has a feeling that when Ellsbury and Crawford come back (maybe that’s an “if” on Crawford), the Sox are going to go on a world beater tear. I’m talking a 37-10 July/August run that catapults them into the playoffs. I just have this bizarre feeling that the team is some kind of crazy-ass robot python, all coiled in the grass, waiting to go ballistic on the rest of league. I have some twisted belief in Valentine Magic, and that everything is going to start to make sense in the heat of summer.

Does that make me insane?

138 comments
Flatsixes
Flatsixes

Clemens found not guilty by jury.

Pass the bottle.

bjchit
bjchit

Now maybe they'll turn their attentions to the things that matter, like convicting Lance Armstrong of steriod use.

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

like I said during the Miami series, lets get 2 of 3, then we'll sort it out later. andfuckthemotherfuckingyankeesandeveryoneelseinthealeast. Is that a word or a sentence?

bjchit
bjchit

Let's try going 2 out of 3 every series.

Madraider
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.500 and a series win!

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

Obie pointed out that Bob McClure isn't with the team right now due to "a serious family matter". Any ideas as to what's up?

Madraider
Madraider

Atch has some wheels for an old guy.

bjchit
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The Cubs have all the fundamentals of a Tee-ball team.

Madraider
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I see infield practice in the Cubbie's future

 

GarrettCRW
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 @Madraider Remember Roger Dorn during the winning montage in Major League? That's what the Cubs can expect in the near future.

bjchit
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Terry is complaining about the fasion police.

GarrettCRW
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Webb Simpson won the US Open, and Tiger finished in 21st!

Jennie
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 @GarrettCRW Not that I know anything about Webb Simpson or golf in general but I enjoy a Tiger fail.

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

 @Jennie You missed the joke.

GarrettCRW
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 @Jennie Yes, it was a joke on the BREAKING NEWS. Watching MST3K lately has sharpened my sarcasm meter.

Jennie
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 @GarrettCRW Is the joke the constant "BREAKING NEWS"???  I'm still trying to figure it out.  I thought you were in need of attention so I thought I was just being kind. :)

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

Did you hear that Webb Simpson won the US Open?

Tex19
Tex19

I swear....I cant wait to get into my own place. I forget how bad noise is in apartments.  I think after I complained about the party BigFoot upstairs had....they've decided to retaliate and jump up and down over and over and over

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

Hey guys, Webb Simpson won the US Open.

bjchit
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Salty wants to welcome you to the gun show.

Jennie
Jennie

I like Aviles.

bjchit
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When he's not fucking up sure double plays that is.

Jennie
Jennie

 @bjchit I missed that play but he's the most comfortable I've felt with a shortstop in a long, long time.

Jennie
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 @bjchit and that's EXACTLY what I mean! :)

bjchit
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He's not Lugo, tha's for sure.

Tex19
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YEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OUT

Jennie
Jennie

Speaking of pretty...

Madraider
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Hey Sox, try not to give back that lead in their half of the inning, capiche?

GarrettCRW
GarrettCRW

Joe just wondered why the hell the fans were applauding after the third out.

Jennie
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I stepped out to purchase a Samuel Smith's Old Brewery Pale Ale.  I know you care.

alexis_b82
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 @Jennie If the offensive explosion took place while you were getting beer, we're going to need you to go get more.

GarrettCRW
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Kalish wants part of Nava's "stay with the big club" action.

Madraider
Madraider

Nice RBI and nice baserunning!

bjchit
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This hitting thing, keep doing it.

Jennie
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Ohhh, I liked that!

hayes
hayes

I can't even get enthused about them maybe clawing their way back to win.  It's the fucking Cubs.

Tex19
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 @hayes So Im biting the bullet and moving my things in storage and will become a San Antonioite this month

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