.500 Again

by Denton on June 9, 2012

When June 9th rolls around and your team is 29-29, you have to start considering the possibility that they truly are just a .500 team. They had a nice burst where the pitching was solid and everyone seemed to be contributing on offense. It launched them over .500 and even out of the AL East dungeon for a few days. While we appreciate the Jays keeping the place tidy while we visited fourth place, we’re back.

Sure, the team has been plagued by injuries. I’m starting to wonder if the Fenway outfield is built over an old Indian burial ground. Everyone we put out there ends up hurt. Dust off the “curse” talk. But the real problem hasn’t been the substitute players, they have all performed pretty well (not you Byrd). Where would this team be without Nava and Middlebrooks? No, it’s guys like Gonzo, Youk, Beckett, Bard and even Lester and Aceves that have been disappointing.

When we have to pin our hopes on the likes of Dice-K, who has been the poster child for disappointment since the gyro-ball hype, it could be a long summer. But we’ll be there, cheering and rooting and grinding our teeth. And who really knows what will happen, as poorly as the team has played, they are only four games out of first place. Will someone step up and put this team on their shoulders? Will the Sox make a deadline deal for the missing piece? Or will we be looking at 81-81 when all the dust settles?

It’s June 9th and I still don’t know who this team is.

102 comments
GodzillaJoe
GodzillaJoe

It would be nice to see some emotion in the first 8 2/3 innings. 

Tex19
Tex19

Fuck

F U C K

F

U CK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Tex19
Tex19

come ON PEDEY

save US

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

He seems to have said something about the sexual proclivities on the maternal side of his family.

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

I'm seriously fucking tired of this team. They're like every 16 year old cocktease you knew in high school rolled into one. Fucking sick of it. 

Tex19
Tex19

fuck washington dc

Fla Beck/Becky
Fla Beck/Becky

 @Tex19  It hurts but they've outplayed us.

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

 @Fla Beck/Becky  @Tex19 No matter the teams, when you have your #s 4&5 starters against their #s 1&2 it makes things difficult.

 

TODAY was the day we needed to win at all costs.

 

Having apologized for them enough, I agree with BiMD. This Sox team is annoying.

Jennie
Jennie

Why doesn't he just cut to the chase and do full on black face for the game?

Jennie
Jennie

Having someone clean up around you while you're sitting on your ass watching baseball is VERY annoying!

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

Mehtinks Valentine won't use the sac bunt near as much when everyone gets off the DL (and Pedey becomes Pedey again)

 

Leaving a 1st and 2nd with no one out up to DMac, Podsednik and the shell of Pedey wasn't appealing.

Tex19
Tex19

had to do some work around here while watching game...I say a homer is due again

Tex19
Tex19 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

let me clarify...a homer for the Red Sox

alexis_b82
alexis_b82

I hear people in the crowd "woo"ing. Are those fuckers doing the wave?

alexis_b82
alexis_b82

The problem with being drunk early in the day is the need for the mid afternoon nap.

Duffy
Duffy like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @alexis_b82 And that's a problem why?

alexis_b82
alexis_b82

 @Duffy I have stuff I have to do. I am hosting a party next weekend and have a visitor coming Wednesday. I would like for him not to think I live like a refugee.

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