“The reverberations of the lavish lifestyle that Royals management helped me finance in the 80s is still being felt today! Ergo, you probably somehow kinda owe me for last night’s win. I will accept your thanks in the form of cash… or, if you’re female, just use your imagination.”
"the runner bothered him" Am I mean for thinking that it's fucking stupid to be bothered by a baserunner when you should just concentrate on the batter? If you get the fucker at the plate out it doesn't fucking matter what the twat on first is doing.
@hannah82 you're young, you'll adjust. ;)
@BB.13 I prefer to think that we have a lot of self-inflicted wounds.
@Tex19 "There's no place like home" does not apply to this team
@GarrettCRW better he leaves before the bombbardment starts.... valentine is actually watching the game tonight
@SoxCrazy He can't. It's like an illness for him.
@BeardedInMD there's one!
@SoxCrazy i wish i worked with you, you'd bring us coffee before i even knew i wanted it! chicks from the future are HOT...
@BeardedInMD wonder how much chicken and beer he had?
@BeardedInMD How did that come about? "Hey, I know! Let's get in his pants! Like, FOR REAL!".
@Tex19 but they seem so exciting!
@BeardedInMD pinch hit i think
@BeardedInMD nah, not in this case, butler's a fucking asshole sox killer
@BeardedInMD I was thinking of my home
@GarrettCRW too late.
@BeardedInMD seriously, it really messes with him
@hannah82 My work here is done.
@hannah82 I need a cheat sheet instead of all this legal mumbo jumbo
@SoxCrazy Kinda figured - good call :D
@SoxCrazy And it's all against the O's which makes it SO much better
@BB.13 Fucking Butler
@BeardedInMD he's pounding their tits