Jon Lester Invites You to Tell Your Boss to Go Pound Sand

by Red on April 11, 2012

The Sox play the Jays today at 12:37pm (not 12:36 as originally stated). So those of us who are gainfully employed must now choose between watching the Sox attempt to salvage the last game of this dismal road trip or performing menial “work-related” tasks.

Can’t say this season has kicked off quite the way it unfolded in my mind, but I think (and pray) that our fortunes will change once we step back on Fenway’s magic grass. In the meantime, if we can slip by these weaselly bastards with a win today, it’ll make the off-day that much easier.

Look, there hasn’t been a lot to cheer about so far, but from a very small sample size, we’ve seen at least one late-game power surge in last night’s three-hit, two-run ninth, some nice work from Doubront and Lester, and a fairly decent first-ever start from Daniel Bard. Does this mean that by, say, mid-May Bobby V won’t be donning his fake mustache to exit Fenway Park every night? Nope. But it’s way too soon to be calling for anyone’s head.

Remember: Last year’s team stumbled out of the gate only to become an Asskicking Machine over the summer months that weren’t named “September.” Viva Lester! Viva America! Viva Kickassery!

117 comments
YDDE
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I did work related menial tasks today. Viva Kickassery! Wait, what's that you say? oh..at least i got invited to a private party at a liquor store today. Yes, that's seriously how much I drink.

jules
jules

Out here in Giants land we can that "getting Cained," referring to the Matt Cain's (or any Giants pitcher) losing because of the lack of run support.

I expected better from the Sox.

Jennie
Jennie

 @julesI was going to ask when we turned into the Giants...

 

BB.13
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the only thing good about losing a day game is you get to go to bed early.

bjchit
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You know, when your starting pitcher goes 8 and gives up only 3 runs, that usually means you win. I think I'll go sit on a hill of fire ants.

hannah82
hannah82 like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @bjchit isn't that what we've been doing for the past 2.5 hours?

bjchit
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No, I'd equate this disaster to mercury poisioning.

Jennie
Jennie like.author.displayName 1 Like

Am I a bad fan if I just want someone to let me know when it stops sucking?

SoxCrazy
SoxCrazy

alright boys you better get your shit together before friday or its gonna be a looooong 9 days for you back home

hannah82
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maybe some home cookin will do them good?

Jennie
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Dear Pedey,

 

Thanks for playing.  Thank Lester for me too.

 

Love,

-Jennie

bjchit
bjchit

Called the pickoff, did not see them fucking it up though.

hannah82
hannah82

THIS is the inning. i can feel it.

bjchit
bjchit

I admire your blind optimism.

hannah82
hannah82

why is there an infomercial for a pillow? it's just a pillow! I'm not buying it from a commercial!!!

bjchit
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I pretty much stopped trying to figure out commercials years ago.

BeardedInMD
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I sure do hope the Sox employees down in FL ship the fucking bats up here whenever it's convenient for them. 

hannah82
hannah82

 @BeardedInMD did they lose them?

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

 @hannah82 Not sure what happened, but I'm pretty sure they never left. Maybe they gave 'em away to a local little league?

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

 @hannah82 I'm sure we could trade autographs for 'em or something. All those little tykes must be clamoring for a Cody Ross signature by now.

hannah82
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 @BeardedInMD someone should find that little league team and steal the bats back.

hannah82
hannah82

alright, last night we had the conversation about Tony Romo's new kid. Here's a picture. the kid looks terrified! http://twitpic.com/98l04i

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

 @hannah82 Romo manages to sneak in a backwards Starter cap even while attending to the birth of his kid. And yeah, that baby is wondering what the hell is going on.

hannah82
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63 pitches through 6 innings. at least we're making him work. or not.

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