As If You Needed Another Excuse to Start Drinking Before Lunch, Here Comes Opening Day!

by Red on April 5, 2012

Another Red Sox Opening Day is upon us and, holy shitnips, it’s the ninth motherflippin’ Opening Day since we started this weird-ass blog. But unlike last year, I’m not thumping my chest, daring all those who would try to grab the AL East crown.

Instead, in the wake of last September’s Hindenburg-esque descent back to earth, I’m just hoping our guys remain healthy, regain that fighting spirit, and draw as much inspiration as they can from being cast as 2012 underdogs.

Oh and if they can go the entire season without someone taking out a hit on their Manager, even better.

Bring on actual, meaningful baseball, I say. Bring it on.

148 comments
Jennie
Jennie

In the meantime, ciriaco had 4 hits in his game today. Sigh...

COYS
COYS

Fucking Aceves. GET THE BALL DOWN!

hayes
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I'll take it - at least they came back and made it interesting.  Just so happy there's real baseball!

StacyB
StacyB

All that for nothin

jules
jules

Time to put The Masters on.

jules
jules like.author.displayName 1 Like

GDP, please.

hannah82
hannah82

looked like a swing to me

jules
jules

where are my points????

 

;-)

jules
jules

Let the Aceves show begin.

StacyB
StacyB

What the heck was that, Ace?

jules
jules like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

OUTS, please.

 

hannah82
hannah82

go new guy. three quick outs, please.

jules
jules like.author.displayName 1 Like

cody. dude, no.

jules
jules

that, I do remember from last year ;-(

 

SoxCrazy
SoxCrazy

well even though bailey is hurt, good to know part of that trade us paying off

hayes
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Fuck yeah!

jules
jules

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEY! hell ya!

hannah82
hannah82 like.author.displayName 1 Like

OMG!! nothing like a non-stressful game to get the season started...

jules
jules

let's go new guy!

hayes
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Happy New Year everyone!

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