Valentine Brings Back Prohibition

by Denton on February 25, 2012


Bobby V has been all smiles and pats on the ass since being named Red Sox skipper. But now, Jon Krawczynski reports, it looks like he’s ready to start laying down some law. Step one: No alcohol in the clubhouse.

The team will ban alcohol in the clubhouse and on the last plane flight of road trips, new manager Bobby Valentine announced on Saturday.

The move comes in the wake of last season’s September collapse in the AL East, a tailspin that included reports of Boston starting pitchers drinking beer in the clubhouse on their off-days rather than supporting their teammates in the dugout.

It’s one of a handful of new rules that Valentine is imposing in his first season as Red Sox manager, and he laid them out with team ownership by his side in a meeting Saturday morning before Boston’s first full-squad workout of the spring.

Clearly, this is a reaction to beer-and-chicken scandal of September. And I love David Ortiz’s reaction:

Veteran David Ortiz didn’t bat an eye.

“We’re not here to drink. We’re here to play baseball,” the slugger said. “This ain’t no bar. If you want to drink, drink at home.”

What I didn’t love:

Beckett, Lester and Lackey were not available for comment after Valentine made the announcement.

Grow up, guys. You f&*ked up, take responsibility and move on.

 

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GaryGeiger 41 pts

This no beer in the clubhouse has been BV's policy wherever he has managed.  I have to admit i wasn't all that chuffed about Valentine getting the job but I do like seeing how engaged he is there at ST; roaming around, giving instruction and NOBODY seems to be standing around shagging flies in the outfield.  

DeathOpie 84 pts

This is an outrage. Who in here hasn't finished up a hard day of work by cracking open a brewski in the old break room?  If we let this happen the terrorists win.

BB.13 1690 pts

 DeathOpie not only do the terrorists win, but it gives the media fuckos lots to feed off of.

 

RUNS and BEER forever you fuckinfucks.

Tex19 2540 pts

 BB.13  I really don't think drinking a couple of beers when they WERE NOT pitching caused the Sox to lose it all...no one bashed the boys when they were talking about drinking JD...sure they were winning...but it wasnt due to them drinking

urn-ie 265 pts

 Tex19 To me it seems that it wasn't the beer, it was that they didn't give a shit about what was happening on the field on the days they weren't pitching. And if they don't give a shit when they're not pitching maybe they don't care as much as they should when they are. And what if some of those September games had gone deep into extra innings and they burned through the bullpen? I know I would prefer my pitching staff would wait until after the game to eat and drink in case one of them needed to be called in to get a couple of outs. It didn't happen, but it could have at a time the team desperately needed to win a game or two. It seemed to me in '04 is that everyone CARED what was happening during the games... 

VJ in Stuttgart 1579 pts

Now we know who the real leader of the team should be. 

English Sox Fan 3021 pts

 VJ in Stuttgart Tottenham v Arsenal might be on TV for you there today, if you're lucky.  Kick off 2.30pm your time.

VJ in Stuttgart 1579 pts

 English Sox Fan brother, they got killed. 

 

English Sox Fan 3021 pts

They bought it on themselves. Act like children, you'll get treated like children.

Well done Bobby.

COYS 257 pts

 English Sox Fan What the FUCK is going on with Spurs right now? were up 2 nil, now down 3-2 looking dead, making Gooners look like the greatest to play the game.

COYS 257 pts

 English Sox Fan 4-2. This is disgusting.

COYS 257 pts

 English Sox Fan WHAT THE FUCK!?

BB.13 1690 pts

 English Sox Fan act like children?, they play a GAME for a living, what are they supposed to act like? Professors?, Priests?, Rabbis?, Librarians? 

 

and ya, public mass punishment is always the best answer.  

fucking stupid. yes, they lost focus last year, no beer in the clubhouse and a media feeding frenzy are not going to fix that.

 

three words: MILLAR, JACK & DANIEL'S.

English Sox Fan 3021 pts

 BB.13 "act like children?, they play a GAME for a living, what are they supposed to act like? Professors?, Priests?, Rabbis?, Librarians?"

 

 

 

 

Professional athletes.

BB.13 1690 pts

 English Sox Fan 

"Professional athletes."

 

fuck that.  bring back the idiots.

 

cookie cutter professional athletes are fucking boring.

what's next, no facial hair, regulation hair cuts, might as well put them in pinstripes.

 

SoxCrazy 2266 pts

good for ortiz. he's being a real leader here. for the rest of em - grow up, this is happening because of you - own up to it and move on. LETS PLAY SOME BASEBALL

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