John Warczak? You finally returning my hedge clippers?
No, John Henry. From the Red Sox.
So. The wife tells me I should call you or I’m basically shut off. How is everything?
Not bad. If you like unemployment.
Heh. I don’t know what that means.
Is there a point to this?
I just wanted you to know that you were the best manager the Red Sox ever had.
Really? I’d hate to see how you’d treat the worst.
That was a joke, right?
That was funny.
So… have you heard the new CD by that Norah Jones woman?
I gotta go.
Cue: “Thank You For Being A Friend.” FADE OUT.