Just when I thought we might get a season out of “Action Jackson” headlines, Gordon Edes shits on the party by telling us the Sox may be out of the running for Edwin Jackson, as there are better–dare we say prettier–offers on the table.

Whatever. It ain’t over till it’s over. And I still think this is all a front for some big-ass move Ben is working behind-the-scenes. Possibly involving robots, the FBI… and Zack Greinke.