A Marriage Made in Heaven

by Denton on February 11, 2012

The reports are in: Kevin Youkilis is engaged to Tom Brady’s sister Julie. She is a schoolteacher with a 5-year-old daughter, he is a sweaty ballplayer who may or may not already have a wife. Ah, the stuff of fairy tales.

Can you imagine next Thanksgiving at the Brady estates? Gisele in a sophisticated outfit, Tom decked out in a smoking jacket and ascot. Then in rolls Youk with a beer in one hand and a stogie in the other, his best flannel shirt perfectly complementing his carpenter jeans and work boots. And just as the chef places the golden brown turkey on the elegantly set dining room table, Youk tears off a leg and starts chomping on it. Later, a pantsless Youk goes on a drunken rant about the awful working conditions in the Swedish steel industry before passing out on the couch.

Yeah, I see this working out just great.

9 comments
returnoftheinvisiblefan
returnoftheinvisiblefan

I'm thinking of another possibility.
Next Thanksgiving Youk and Tom sitting together in a group therapy session wondering where the women and money went.
I am NOT predicting that, just throwing out another possibility that acts as a reality check.

Oh BTW, what is the deal with the Swedish Steel Industry?

GodzillaJoe
GodzillaJoe

Sadly, I predict a long and whiny year for Youk. I'm kinda getting sick of him for whatever reason. I hope I eat those word later on, but last year left a really bad taste.

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