Okay, so the Red Sox have a manager and pretty soon, the people in charge will realize that making Daniel Bard a starter is a worse idea than Blues Brothers 2000. Now can we talk about what’s really gonna get me through next summer and identify Heidi Watney’s replacement? Because when I’m sweating my balls off in late August and Matt Albers comes shuffling out of the bullpen in the top of the sixth, greeted by the Fenway crowd in much the same way the villagers welcomed Frankenstein’s monster, I need something tall, cool and desirable on the third base line to look coyly at the camera and tell me something I didn’t know about Bobby Valentine’s secret passion for chess or what’s on the Yawkey Way sausage guy’s mind. If that something is blonde and blue-eyed, even better. Although I’d take the T-Mobile girl in a heartbeat.
I'm not feeling' Bard as a starter. 100mph, 2 pitches = potential shutdown closer but people way smarter than me are running this thing so in Ben Itrust. First Heidi, then Kathryn Tappen (who I thought was under appreciated...she was athletic) makes for a winter of my discontent. T-Moblie girl? A cutie for sure but i can envision her looking into a live camera and saying "Gleep!".
Have we already conceded this season?
I already have a smokin hot fiancee'
What I want is Fat Albers to PRODUCE!
I want these guys to tear limbs off in effort to succeed this year if need be.
The first time someone is found drinking during a game Bobby V should parade them around the field before the next game in their skivvies.
If you guys want sex that bad there is always the internet.
I appreciate a good looking woman (or I would not have proposed to one) but are we sidelining baseball already?
Personally, I'd rather have a sultry, smokin hot red head, as the sidelines reporter, if the Sox could only pry Deborah Ann Woll away from True Blood.
Easiest way to get that autographed Jeter baseball you always wanted......
But who's going to catch Beckett???
@invisiblefanThere's not exactly much going on at the moment to talk about.
@BB.13 I have to admit, if your credits include "Diesel Dongs 3", then you must have a special talent.
@alexis_b82 They need to offer him a coaching or development position
I'm glad I got a Tek shirt and an unopened bottle of Captain's Cab - I'll pop that when he retires or Tek Day at Fenway.
Is Shoppach that much of an upgrade?
And does Tampa and MFY have a catcher factory? Or do they just play a bunch of guys that aren't ready?@alexis_b82
Beckett is from Texas so he knows the phrase 'pull up your bootstraps'. the boys of summer better git thar hineys working out in the offseason and prepare to work for the pennant @poprocksncoke
@poprocksncoke I suspect the days of Beckett having a personal catcher are well and truly over.
OK by me. The T-Mobile girl, while hot, is either face chatting with her father, or the advertisers are trying to convince buyers his age that gals like her want to chat with them (on T-Mobile devices). Creepy advertising. @English Sox Fan
I'd be ok with than :) @English Sox Fan
that not than :( @English Sox Fan