I can’t believe it, but I’m ready. Shopping is done, out of work until Tuesday, nothing to do but go on a three-day Christmas bender. Anything I post between now and when my blood alcohol drops somewhere near the legal limit, I can only apologize in advance. But I can promise you one thing: I will never post anything like this. It pains me to even link to it and possibly give it any more traffic than it deserves. I know everybody doesn’t always think what we write is clever or funny, but seriously, another ” parody version of The Night Before Christmas? Humbug.