Is it too much to ask for Bobby V’s first order of business to ban the borderline-pedophiliac song from Fenway? Then I wouldn’t have to to see stories like this: Red Sox fans sing ‘Sweet Caroline’ to Neil Diamond at Kennedy Center Honors. Embarrassing. Did they do “The Wave” too?

Read this story and I think you’ll agree. That stupid song has no business being a part of Red Sox tradition. Who’s with me?