1. Surround yourself with several Pabst tall boys.
2. Finish one can for every run given up by either Wake or Lackey.
3. If you are still conscious by 10:00pm tonight, we’re hopefully one step closer to the playoffs.
4. If you wake up tomorrow afternoon in your shed, sans pants, wearing clown make-up and handcuffed to Tom Caron, the Red Sox are likely done for the season. But, on the bright side, you’re engaged to one of NESN’s brightest stars.
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So folks, I wake up to AJ Burnett pitching decently? The world is off its axis, guaranteed.
So Lackey will pitch his ass off and make us look proud, yes?
@GarrettCRW Um, that means the Pirates should win the WS. Don't fuck with me at 5:30 am.
Gonzo is the rally killer in our lineup, he has hit into a league leading 28 double plays.
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The last time I delivered some jumbalaya my wife didn't let me do it again for another 9 months.
You think this team has the balls to man up, and do something they haven't really done all season and score 5 runs this inning?
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