Not quite there yet. Yet.

…Because if he goes down, it’s “John Lackey, ALDS Game One Starter!”

But I didn’t come here to hate. I came here to pray to Christ that the Sox can shake this weird funk of dead bats and unfortunate injuries and win for just the second time this month. We’re playing the Blue Jays for piss sakes… the Toronto Blue Jays. That’s kinda like a battle of the bands between The Rolling Stones and GWAR. And we’d be the Stones. In case you were wondering.

Game on, people. In Lester we trust.