Oh, The Humanity

by Denton on September 27, 2011


Well, it’s official, Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia are the only members of the Red Sox who want to play baseball in October. When the only thing between you and the post-season is the Baltimore Friggin’ Orioles and you can’t get it done, you just don’t want it bad enough. When Tommy Hunter and a bunch of no-name relievers shut you down, it’s time to go looking for your nuts. When you’re one of the aces of the staff and a team with no .3oo hitters and a collective average of .255 puts up six on you, all the bad-ass looks and F-bombs don’t mean a thing. And when you’re coaching for the playoffs with three games to go, you can’t nap in the middle innings while your starter is running out of gas, you yank him at the first sign of trouble.

Now we’re down to it: two games left and deadlocked with the Rays. They are playing a team more interested in getting their post-season rotation in order and resting the regulars. The Red Sox are playing a team whose season would be defined by playing the spoiler and keeping the team with a payroll more than double their own out of the playoffs.

I said it a week ago and I was on an island:

This team is missing whatever it is; heart, guts, mental toughness…that makes a championship team.

I’ll say it again and I think my island might have a few more residents: this team will be apple-picking and swinging golf clubs in October. And there is no excuse for it.

21 comments
AmerikanRambler
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An inside the park home run, really? Sheesh, I was there when Buckner let us all down in 86. But I've never seen a meltdown quite like this. Still, it ain't over until it's over....

COYS
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They will get to the playoffs. Fuck the Orioles and Fuck the Drays, too. And most of all, fuck the motherfucking Yankees and their mouthbreathing fans. Just go ahead, you Yankee cocksuckers, and let the Drays win these next two, because the Sox are going to win their next two, then they're gonna win the one game playoff, then they're gonna beat Detroit of Texas or whoever the fuck they have to play, then they're gonna win the goddamn ALCS and go the World Series, just like they're supposed to. GODDAMMIT!

English Sox Fan
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@COYS Lovely sentiment, but there's going to have to be a big fucking turnaround in order for any of that to happen.*will be here at midnight anyway, hoping for that turnaround*

imnotgay2011
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Just shows you, Red Sox can't win a championship without roids.

meow!!!

BB.13
BB.13 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

@imnotgay2011 you might not be gay, but you are a mouthbreathingfuckwad. Go suck your mother's dick.

English Sox Fan
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@imnotgay2011 You went to the trouble of registering an account to come and try and say something cutting, and that's the best you could come up with?

*saluting both the lack of a life that made you bother in the first place, and the lack of imagination/vocabulary/humour that led to the exceptionally poor effort that you posted*

imnotgay2011
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why can't i like my own comment???

meow!!!

Nikki in Denver
Nikki in Denver

I have nothing to contribute this morning, which is a once in a lifetime occurence. Everything has been said.

jules
jules

That's how I feel, too. Go Sox! I'm not giving up.

JohnWhitaker
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Anyone else have the overwhelming pessimistic thought of... why does it even matter if we make the postseason, since this team obviously can't win anyway?

English Sox Fan
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If this were football over here, and a team had slumped so badly and looked so disinterested, talk would be starting that the manager had "lost the dressing room". In other words, the players had all decided that for whatever reason, they no longer had any faith in the manager and no longer wanted to follow him/dig deep for him.

In those circumstances, where a manager can no longer motivate most/all of the players, the situation is usually irreversible and leads to the manager's removal.

*is not saying that this is the case with the Sox, and indeed hopes it isn't*

swedesox
swedesox

I think it´s a plot, the players want to get Tito fired, dont know why though.

I´ve seen it before...

Orioles of all teams?

Chris in LA
Chris in LA

I'm afraid I'm with you on this, they're just not going to get it done.

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