Honestly, I don’t want to dwell on the game or the unexpected efficiency of Burnett or especially that called third strike to Gonzo in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded. I’d rather just focus on one of the game’s few highlights: the return of Kevin Millar to the owner’s seats by the Sox’ dugout.
In this bit, El Bencho compares Teets to Ben Franklin and rips on Scutaro’s hair.
Hair was the running theme of the night. Later, Papi and Millar conversed alongside a can of mousse.
F$%k the Yankees. The Rangers are in town tonight. We move on.