Jacoby Ellsbury Apologizes for Ruining Your October Plans

by Red on September 26, 2011

It’s too bad we’ve only got one Jacoby Ellsbury. Because if we had two or possibly three of him, we may have already sealed up the East by now. Yesterday, Ells was like a man possessed, trying to single-handedly carry us into October. Across two games he had five hits, three of them home runs, and drove in five of the nine runs we scored in the double-header. None more dramatic than his three-run bash in the fourteenth inning of the night-cap, which helped us maintain a slender one-game lead in the wild card.

So, why can’t we have more than one Ellsbury? Christ, if Tom Werner could funnel even a fraction of his Cosby Show money to some shady division of MIT, I’m sure we can get us a couple decent clones (or at the very least, convincing androids) to keep these good vibes rolling into October.

Anyway, last night’s win at least put us in control of our own destiny. Although the Yankees seemed to have something to do with it, too. I’m still not sure why New York sent Austin “I’m not Kevin” Romine to the plate in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded, when they had Jeets and A-Rod on the bench and one hit would have snuffed us out–literally and figuratively. Do they know something we don’t? Do they want to play us in the ALCS? Was Bud “I’m all about the ratings” Selig pulling the strings from his secret base on the moon?

Too much to wrap my brain around this morning. All I know is that if last night’s game doesn’t fire up the Sox to tear through the Orioles and roll into the postseason, then nothing will.

16 comments
VJ in Stuttgart
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I thought I was done but yesterday has me hooked. I say we go into the town of Showalter and kick the shit out of those birds.

Kids, lets pound their tits. Oh, on another subject:

http://nybaseballdigest.com/?p=40301

I hate to say it, but this writer (Mike Silva) is correct. No reason for D&C to drag this through the mud. None.

hayes
hayes

I stopped watching last Tuesday. I can't believe they still have a shot at this.

GodzillaJoe
GodzillaJoe

the suffering is what makes you a real fan. anyone can jump on when the team is kicking ass

BB.13
BB.13

@GodzillaJoe hayes is as legit a sox fan as they come, and i bet she could kick your ass.

GodzillaJoe
GodzillaJoe

@BB.13 Didn't you call me tea partier earlier? WTF? I'm not accusing anyone of anything. As Tom Waits said "a little trouble makes it worth the going"

Nikki in Denver
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Pit in the stomach. High anxiety. Sleeplessness. Drama. Oh, look...it's just the last week of the season again.

DaleSams
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Mr. Ellsbury would like me to relate the following statement,

"Dear Red and Denton...or is it Denton and Red? I can never figure that out. Thank you for your kind words of support. I'm a big fan of SG and come here every day

....It is at this point I should remind you of your 'Soft" and "Gutless" comments from last year and also remind you that said comments are going to cost Red Sox Nation at least 21 Million a year.

Again, thank you for your kind words. Yours always. Jacoby Ellsbury."

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