In Honor of AJ Burnett, I Give You Rocky Burnett(e)

by Denton on September 25, 2011


It looks to me like Jacoby Ellsbury is the only player on the Red Sox who gives a wet f%&k about winning another game. He went 3-for-4 with two home runs and two RBI. The rest of the team went 3-for-26 with…well, nothing. Against that limp piece of crap AJ Burnett,

Crawford made another horrible play, looking (to quote Red) like a smacked ass. Gonzo hit into two more double-plays to boost his league-leading total…and why doesn’t he get any shit for not running out ground balls?

The team’s two errors gives them 25 in just 23 games in September.

Tampa won and now the Wild Card lead is one slim game, with Lackey pitching tonight.

Oh, and the Pats blew a 21-0 lead and lost the game as time expired. What a day.

784 comments
VJ in Stuttgart
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Kids, I was at work cheering this on through 14 innings while my Soldiers watched football.

Fuckthemotherfuckingyankeesandfuckshowalterstitpoundingo's.

GodzillaJoe
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Heidi in red. Worth staying up for.

mental4sox
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Good thread guys, it's a beautiful thing to see the season get resuscitated at the expense of the Yankees.

Jacoby friggin' Ellsbury: 2011 MVP.

GarrettCRW
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And now for Baltimore, and tit-pounding.

BB.13
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HA - nevah doubted it.

hannah82
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HOORAY!!!!!! GREAT GAME!

GodzillaJoe
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Now let's go to Baltimore and kick some ass.

stevemac33
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bout goddddam time to say the least...TURNING POINT????

Madraider
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Ground out to Aviles, GAME FREAKIN OVER!!

fuckthisfuckinplace!
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That homerun felt cathartic. I can't describe the way the feeling of this game has changed suddenly. It's like taking a breath.

Sox in the Desert
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I'm gonna tell you a story

I'm gonna tell you about my town

I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby

Aww, it's all about my town

Yeah, down by the river Down

by the banks of the river Charles

(aw, that's what's happenin' baby)

That's where you'll find me

Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves

(aw, but they're cool people)

Well I love that dirty water

Oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, you're the Number One place)

Frustrated women (I mean they're frustrated)

Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)

But I'm wishin' and a-hopin,

oh That just once those doors weren't locked

(I like to save time for my baby to walk around)

Well I love that dirty water

Oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, yeah)

Because I love that dirty water

Oh, oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, yeah)

Well, I love that dirty water (I love it, baby)

I love that dirty water

(I love Baw-stun)

I love that dirty water

(Have you heard about the Strangler?)

I love that dirty water (I'm the man, I'm the man)

I love that dirty water (Owww!)

I love that dirty water (Come on, come on)

English Sox Fan
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TURNING POINT.

Gutsy win.

Now, on to Baltimore to pound the Orioles tits, sweep them and roar into the post-season in glory.

Fuck the Yankees and fuck the Rays.

Night all.

EthanUK
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Slightly-improbable-Victorrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Madraider
Madraider

Ramiro Pena K's 2 down one to go

StacyB
StacyB

What the hell is that asshole screaming?

Nomar Hamm
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@StacyB

"I just got more mustard on my wifebeater t-shirt!!"

Nomar Hamm
Nomar Hamm

Lackey still looks pissed off..........assclown

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