With 29 runs scored over the first two games of the series, I’m calling for a quiet one today. 2-0, maybe 3-1. Just enough so we can take the series and generate some September positivity.

Aw, who am I kidding? Lackey against the 10-9 Matt Harrison? If they’re not still crossing the plate by the time we’re all firing up the grills tomorrow morning, I’ll be surprised.

That said, we’ll give Harrison some beard props for pulling off a pretty respectable variation of “The Clement.”