Today’s Mission: Getting Tim in the 200 Club

by Red on August 14, 2011

The sentimental guy in me, the one who digs sunsets and Michael Buble and chokes up every goddam time he watches “It’s A Wonderful Life,” would love to see Wakefield get his 200th win at Fenway. I mean, the guy’s been a Red Sox for 57 years, not to mention a decorated veteran of World Wars One and Two. It’s the biggest milestone of Wake’s career — a career that really began as a BoSox reclamation project — and it just makes sense that it happens before the home town crowd.

The whiskey-swilling realist in me, however, knows that nothing’s guaranteed. And when our shortstop can injure himself simply crossing the goddam street, it’s obvious that Wake needs to seal this 200th win up as soon as he can. Because tomorrow never knows.

So I’m hoping, make that praying, that there’s enough residual anger left over from last night’s debacle to right the ship, and remind the Seattle Mariners exactly why they’re in last place in their division.

Do Let’s do the right thing today. And the “right thing” today means everything we can to get Wakefield that win.

76 comments
Madraider
Madraider

What the fuck is it with the Sox playing like mentally handicapped little leagues whenever Beckett and Wake take the mound?

BB.13
BB.13

@Madraider seems to me that they play like shit when they play a shitty team or else that have shit luck, or maybe they just shit the bed.

Jennie
Jennie

Fuck - this game sucks so much!

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

That changeup down and in to lefties must be really good cuz you gotta know it's coming and they still swing a foot over the top. Here it comes....

SoxCrazy
SoxCrazy like.author.displayName 1 Like

OH BABAYYY YOOOOOUK

Fla Beck/Becky
Fla Beck/Becky

If Furbush comes out for the 8th,hope he gets a Brazilian.

BB.13
BB.13

good thing the fucking umps aren't calling a one sided game.

bjchit
bjchit

When I was on the way to the Chicago game for my birthday, the guys on the radio were lamating the fact that Furbush was traded for Fister.

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

As I wrote here previously, I think the league decreed they could not be on the same team or else an announcer would have to say, "And now Furbush gives way to Fister"

@bjchit

BB.13
BB.13 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

ok fuckos time to show seattle who the fuck you really are.

SoxCrazy
SoxCrazy

damn eechy

urn-ie
urn-ie

I'm sure there's a cream for that.

BB.13
BB.13 like.author.displayName 1 Like

@urn-ie yup, it's called "punch him in the ear"

Fla Beck/Becky
Fla Beck/Becky

Don't hurt yourself trying to get to the ball there,Carl.

BB.13
BB.13 like.author.displayName 1 Like

U G L Y

come on wake, tighten up - don't let these mooks beat you.

SoxCrazy
SoxCrazy like.author.displayName 1 Like

alright, its no grand slam but i'll take it

Sharpie
Sharpie

They don't seem to be having trouble figuring out Wake and with the gifts from the umps, I'm gonna go check the PGA, before I have to view the sox retired in order.

BB.13
BB.13

how was that not an out?

Sharpie
Sharpie

No PHANTOM OUT?!?@BB.13

There are outs at 2nd like that all day everyday in the Majors!!!!

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