Look, with Andrew Miller on the hill against one of baseball’s most terrifying line-ups, we gotta get ourselves psyched up any way we can. So I’m calling for Papi to hit two home runs tonight. Actually, make that six. Yeah, you heard right. Six home runs for Ortiz tonight! No, I’m not drunk. At least not that much. Takes more than 15 beers to topple the Irish Oak.
Anyway, six home runs. Six. And stay safe, those folks in hurricane country.