Meet one of your newest members of the New England Patriots, Albert Haynesworth. This disgrace is reminiscent of new teammate (and probably future bff) Brandon Merriweather’s college days. And Big Al’s behavior off the field won’t win him any prizes either. Unless by “prize” you mean long prison sentence. The Patriots also acquired Chad Johnson-Ochocinco-Hachi Go-Johnson today. Suffice to say, it won’t be a boring season.

Some sad baseball news, Hideki Irabu apparently committed suicide in his California home. I guess he never got over being called a fat pussy toad by George Steinbrenner.