Jeremy Guthrie versus Stone Temple Weiland? I’m predicting a final score of 24-18.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
St. Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn.
He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Calvary for the last forty-three years."
St Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
Ker-ching! Thanks boys. And up yours Buck, you piece of shit.
*thinks Buck is a lot less mouthy these days, since it's become obvious that we own his team*
I like our chances here.
In honor of our own Navajo-Irishman, here's a cutie:
I've been busy setting up my new iMac at work. woohoo. love.
I haven't had time to follow today's game, but damn! Jacoby with TWO HRs and AGone with 3 hits, and Miller giving up no runs.
The MASN guys are sour graping that Albers was never that good when he was an Oriole.
They also just asked their poll question of the day:
Who is the player of the game?
Umm, I've got a question back for you.....really?
Two outs - he certainly picked his spot well.
How's the pizza?
@GarrettCRW yes, yes it was. false advertising
@GarrettCRW Pounded tits. Get it right. :P
I love my iMac. I have a 27" iMac at the office and a MacBook Pro for home. Too bad they aren't mine.
@Chris in LA someone had his wheaties this morning
I think our pitching staff would be ok with it too :) @Sox in the Desert
its never a bad time to have a beer :) @Sox in the Desert
@Sox in the Desert 10 minutes to 3pm here, so no not at all
@Sox in the Desert It was great thanks!*saved half for tomorrow*
@StacyB This is a new 27" iMac. I'm downloading Lion now. My old computer has the 30" monitor, I'm going to attach it to the iMac for a dual monitor set up. sweet.
I have a 17" MBP, too, but that's my personal baby. LOVE that.
I like the way you guys think. @SoxCrazy
I have the iPhone 4. I love it. Yeah, I'm a Mac geek ;-). I'm going to sell it and get the new iPhone. We have an iPad. My hubby's excuse was to test his game. heehee @StacyB
@jules I've got an iPad, but so far can't justify the expense of a new laptop. One of these days I'll break down and get an air. I AM getting the new iPhone as soon as it comes out though. HATE my Droid.